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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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