- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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