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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Haha, I get it..

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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