- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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