What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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