- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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