What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Death by kayak

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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