- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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