- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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