Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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