Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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