- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

12 in general

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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