whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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