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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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