- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Women's Soccer.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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