What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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