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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Roses are red.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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