Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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