- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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