- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A women left the kitchen.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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