- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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