- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

So these two girls have a cup .

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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