Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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