- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

I am a mime

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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