- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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