- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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