POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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