A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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