- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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