A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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