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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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