- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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