- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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