- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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