Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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