- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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