- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

civil rights

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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