- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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