- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

"Knock knock." "Come in."

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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