- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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