Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Anti Joke

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