- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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