A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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