- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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