Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

what's black? a lot of things.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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