John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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