- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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