Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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I am a mime

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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