Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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You idiot.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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