In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's just not right? Left

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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