- Anti Joke

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.