why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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