- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Tony Romo

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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