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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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