Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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