Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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