Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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These Jokes suck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Anti Joke

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