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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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