Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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