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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Knock knock Fuck off!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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