What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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