- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Chris Bosh's neck

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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