- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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