- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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