What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Read a Book.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Robin, get in the car!

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...