- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What do we call Osama? Osama

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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