hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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a black man pays his child support

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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