Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

girls basketball

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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