what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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p lkl

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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cory

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Antijokes...

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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A dyslexic blind man

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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