- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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