- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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