- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

poopy is poopy

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What do you call an blank test? an F

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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