- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Your life

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

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