Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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