- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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