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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

I don't believe in giraffes.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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