- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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