I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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