How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Anti Joke

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