What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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